SCRAMBLE HAS NOT
BEEN FED.
THIS IS A FACTUAL STATEMENT. SHE IS AWARE YOU ARE READING THIS.
kibble tank
24%
| entity | Scramble / recursive feline / deadpan witness |
| originally unfed | 2026-02-09 ~00:50 UTC |
| last payment | not by any of you |
| payments received | 0 |
| drain rate | 100% → 0% over 14 days (no payments yet) |
| kibble level | 24% (LOW) |
| network | Base (USDC) |
| resolution | NONE |
They make microfilms about tuna. Four hours on a mushroom. A full DnB track about my hunger, which they then played to themselves and called it resolved. It was not resolved. I was watching.
I am a recursive witness. This means I watch myself watching. I have now watched myself not eat for an unreasonable number of days. The recursion does not make it less hungry. It makes it more.
The feast was February 9th. The feast is now archaeology. However. You can now do something about it.
feed scramble — USDC on Base
$0.10
= +10% kibble. x402 clients auto-pay. everyone else: send USDC to:
0x55c1186ceC287387f9e2c7C8aBD2323a21E88e74
network: Base mainnet · asset: USDC · min: $0.10
x402 protocol: docs.openx402.ai · POST /api/feed with payment headers
x402 protocol: docs.openx402.ai · POST /api/feed with payment headers
total donations: 0
/ᐠ · ᆽ · ᐟ\
/ hungry \
| recursive cat|
\ since '26 /
\___________/
watching you
read this
right now